"There are only two things I love in this world: everybody, and television." -Kenneth Parcell
girl&pig.
girl 1: omg im pregnant
girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3: omg im always drunk
me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
Anonymous asked: this is one of my favorite blogs! you are so funny!
Thank you, anon! You put a pep in my step!
4 million and counting
5 million
oh hai more than 5.6 million.
I think everyone knows that republican officials will NEVER allow it. This is why posts like these need to keep circulating!
starring Darren Criss and Chris Colfer
look at that 5.9 million.
STARRING DARREN CRISS AND CRIS COLFER.
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Is it bad that I know pretty much every line from Fantastic Mr. Fox? No? Okay.
I can fit through there. Wanna know why? …Because I’m little.
Silent Hill: You go around trying to open a bunch of doors that are locked or broken
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess-You try to fix a mirror with a bitchy imp and when you finally do, she fucking breaks it again.
Pokemon: some dogs and cats runnin around and shit and you gotta throw balls at them and they come to you no homo and then they fight for you and kill other dogs and shit and some people give you medallions or some shit for killing their dogs and shit kinda fucked up but i love it
kingdom hearts: real salty black people everywhere
Half-Life: A nuclear physicist with a beard hits things with a metal bar.
Bioshock: Use drugs on an underwater adventure with little girls who have very angry dads that want you to stay away
Portal: You get a gun that shoots holes in walls and you jump through the holes.
Wii Tennis: Wii Tennis.
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oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
i bet you read that in his voice, too XD
Too much Fresh Prince, you say? Never, I say. You suck, I say.
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